hey there Hi, guest. How's it hangin? not too bad, how are you? I'm doing excellent. awesome are you shelley that i met yesterday? I think so... were you the guy with the dog? hmmm, nope, not me where r u from? Oh... oh well. Me? I'm from Nebraska. cool i am from north carolina That's outstanding! I have relatives there! cool deal isnt it late for you? No, of course not. I'm an insomniac! wow That, and my RectoTron began malfunctioning earlier, so I've been up trying to fix it since. I'll tell you - don't start drinking The Captain when you gotta fix a RectoTron unit. 'Cuz the Captain don't help ya none. LOL! what the hell is a rectotron? Hun, you don't know what a RectoTron is? not really, sorry Wow. It's a robot that does colonoscopy and then hooks up to the phone line and faxes the results to the doctor, so you don't have to go in for checkups. why do you have that? Well, because personally, I'd rather have a robot probe my ass than some fat-fingered fuck of a doctor! Hahaha... You'll have to excuse me... like I said, the Captain and I have been hanging out, so to speak. no owrries why do you need a colonscopy? Oh, I was diagnosed with Rheumetanok's Disease two years ago... it's got something to do with the formation of rectal polyps. I know, some pretty gross shit, but you asked! wow hope you are ok Oh, I'll be fine, hon. Now what about you? What's your excuse? well, i am 18/m/nc just surfing around feeling frisky! LOL! typical guy! I guess so! Hah! So are you in college yet? yup what about you? Me? Oh no, I'm private schooled. My parents are rich assfucks. LMAO! Wow... excuse me. interesting got a bf? No, it's an all girls' school. wow that must suck Well, yes and NO! actually, i can see that You wouldn't believe what goes on behind the closed doors of an all-girls school... bah You get sixty or so teenage girls together, lock them up for half a year... you betcha. are you serious? tel! tell! Oh, I can't! You can imagine. dont get me all excited! LOL! c'mon, gimme a hint Oh please... lots of sodomization! That's the real reason I wanted to fix the RectoTron. Hot, Kinky robot sodomizing fun! get out! Noooo! It's TRUE! And my medical insurance payed for it all! lets have some fun! How do we do that? You live very far away. Do you have a private jet/ well, not at the moment can we do it online? Oh, I don't think that's very fun. I've tried it before, it's very boring! i actually never did it No? Oh, trust me hon- it's dull. do you touch urself a lot? Nothing compared to the real thing. Well, that's the basic premise, but trust me, if I want to touch myself, I don't need some words on a computer screen telling me to, you know/ this is true have you ever done phone? No, but to me it's almost the same thing. I don't think I would enjoy it unless I really had a connection to the person on the other side, you know? yeah, i know what you mean but i think at least hearing the person would be a turn on for me Maybe... but I'm not too loud, so you wouldn't hear much from me. LOL! i would love to hear that! You couldn't! what do you look like? Someone would have to hold the phone up to my mouth, so that you could hear me breathing... I don't make noises. LOL! everybody makes some noise! No! I just gasp! Very quiet girl, I am! i would love to hear that what do you look like? OH SHIT, I just broke my empty bottle on the RectoTron, hold on, BRB@ i am 5'10", dark hair/eyes, 175 lb sure Okay, back. Got a towel, should dry the fucker up! ha! I am 5'7", pretty tone, I don't know my exact weight, but I guess 130's Brown hair, brown eyes. Pretty plain, really. Glasses. cool damn i am horny! Hah! Why don't you have a little chickie-poo to make a booty call? LOL! i wish! may have to take care of biness myself! Just use a sock! A MOTHERFUCKING SOCK! HAH! ok, i am off Happy Masturbating!!!!!1111 OH SHIT! e4g End Of Text Save